Good luck finding the point.
Nov 1, 2020
Marlene to Dress Up as "A Stern Person" for Halloween
Oct 30, 2020
Report: SAAC Inexplicably Does Not Plan to Change its Name
Williams College’s Student Athlete Advisory Committee announced today that it will not be changing its name. The official announcement...
Oct 28, 2020
How Am I Supposed to Pull Over Zoom When Everyone Can See My Unmade Bed
With so much of the college experience being relegated to an online space this semester, students are facing new and unprecedented...
Oct 26, 2020
Unused Thompson Chapel to be converted into Spirit Halloween™
With the Halloween season approaching and the College strapped for cash because of the recent economic downturn, the administration has...
Melia Hagino and Lucy Walker
Oct 26, 2020
Breaking News: I Can't Fucking Do This Anymore
The investigation was first opened when it was discovered that I was just straight up leaving Zoom meetings in the middle because I didn’t w
Oct 24, 2020
Zig-Zagging Whitman’s Line Will Be Used for Sobriety Tests
Starting on Friday, October 23, CSS will begin conducting random sobriety tests on weekends to ensure student safety. With a large...
Oct 23, 2020
College Supplies Each Individual Student with Alcohol to Ensure Social Distancing
Williams College, a school filled with students who actually believe money is real and decide to major in it, study exclusively on Sunday...
Oct 22, 2020
Prof. Really Believes Online Format is Only Reason Nobody Wants to Chat With Him at Start of Class
"You can unmute yourselves. Wow, it’s so hard doing this on Zoom. Please unmute yourselves"
Oct 21, 2020
Missed Connection: Girl Seeking White Guy, Brown Hair
You were standing 4 and a half feet in front of me in line for lunch at Driscoll. You were wearing dark wash jeans, dirty-ass sneakers, a...
Oct 20, 2020
Bikes are Stupid and You Look Stupid Riding Yours
Am I going to lose friends by writing this? Yes. Am I still going to say it with my whole chest? Absolutely. It needs to be said. Unless...