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Dining Services Solves Long-Lines by Throwing a Phoebe Bridgers Concert Every Weekend
Shenba Vairavan
  • Oct 4, 2021

Dining Services Solves Long-Lines by Throwing a Phoebe Bridgers Concert Every Weekend

Dining Services Solves Long-Lines by Throwing a Phoebe Bridgers Concert Every Weekend Dining Services tried to solve the issue of two...
White Guy In Your Race Theory Class is There to be “Exposed to Things He Wasn’t Familiar With”
Shenba Vairavan
  • Sep 30, 2021

White Guy In Your Race Theory Class is There to be “Exposed to Things He Wasn’t Familiar With”

Williams College has done some cool stuff in the last 50ish years. We created an Africana concentration, a Latino/a concentration, we let...
Dining Halls to Address Fork Shortage by Only Serving Go-Gurts and Corn Dogs
Sam Mermin
  • Sep 17, 2021

Dining Halls to Address Fork Shortage by Only Serving Go-Gurts and Corn Dogs

On Wednesday afternoon, President Maud Mandel called an emergency press conference to address the recent lack of forks in campus dining...
 I Lived It: Someone Squished Me in the Sawyer Stacks
thewilliamshaystack
  • May 13, 2021

I Lived It: Someone Squished Me in the Sawyer Stacks

I want to preface this by saying that what happened that night was not their fault. If anything, it was my fault for being there at all,...
Op-Ed: We Should Not Get a Meal Sometime
Noah Cohen-Greenberg and Melia Hagino
  • May 2, 2021

Op-Ed: We Should Not Get a Meal Sometime

Oh my God, hi! It’s been so long! Crazy that we ran into each other, right outside Paresky at 12:30 on a weekday—what a coincidence!...
Once Covid is Over This Reporter Will Kiss Pappa Charlie on the Mouth
thewilliamshaystack
  • Apr 19, 2021

Once Covid is Over This Reporter Will Kiss Pappa Charlie on the Mouth

His hair. His lips. The faint smell of onion on his breath. Pappa “Charlie” Charles is the man everyone wants, but no one can have. Oh,...
Vaccine Shuttle Reportedly Just Your Podmate's Bike
Joe Fox and Sam Mermin
  • Apr 17, 2021

Vaccine Shuttle Reportedly Just Your Podmate's Bike

Last week the College shared it’s plans to help students get vaccinated by doing absolutely nothing to help them get vaccinated except...
"Wouldn't it be funny if we played 'Spin the Bottle?'" Jokes Podmate Who Isn't Joking
Lizzie High and Lucy Walker
  • Apr 17, 2021

"Wouldn't it be funny if we played 'Spin the Bottle?'" Jokes Podmate Who Isn't Joking

Last night, the pod occupying the fourth floor of Mark-Hopkins partook in the classic not-drinking-but-drinking-must-happen-before-you-p...
College Announces Cookies at Testing Site Were a Replacement for One of the Mental Health Days
Sam Mermin
  • Apr 16, 2021

College Announces Cookies at Testing Site Were a Replacement for One of the Mental Health Days

This past Monday and Tuesday, students who visited the College’s COVID testing center were lucky enough to receive a free sugar cookie...
Report: I am the Most Fuckable Person in this Resky Brunch Line
Lizzie High and Kevin Ryan
  • Apr 11, 2021

Report: I am the Most Fuckable Person in this Resky Brunch Line

After careful consideration, I have determined that by every metric both physical and immaterial I am the hottest motherfucker in a 4...
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Editorial Board

Noah Cohen-Greenberg     Sam Mermin     Lucy Walker

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Writing Staff

Asher Gladstone     Melia Hagino     Lizzie High     Mati Rogers     Kevin Ryan

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Social Media

Sara Stebbins     Shenba Vairavan     Darlie Kerns