The Haystack

Nov 30, 2020

Career Center Also Offering a Few LOSEternships That Might be Better for Someone Like You

In an effort to be a resource to all of the students at Williams with their many different interests, the career center has announced...

This Black Friday, Administration Selling Frosh Quad Lego Sets For Students Missing College

Lizzie High

Nov 28, 2020

This Black Friday, Administration Selling Frosh Quad Lego Sets For Students Missing College

Williams students are celebrating an early holiday surprise with the announcement of something very exciting: a Lego set modeled after...

“What are you planning to do with that?” Asks Dad on Degree, Brother on Unfinished Pie

Max Stein

Nov 26, 2020

“What are you planning to do with that?” Asks Dad on Degree, Brother on Unfinished Pie

Ethan Cutler ‘23 returned to his home in Scarsdale on Saturday only to discover that he would spend the next two months responding to a...

Op-Ed: My New Roommates Suck, Won’t Let Me Hang Up My LED Strip Lights in Our Common Room

Melia Hagino and Lucy Walker

Nov 26, 2020

Op-Ed: My New Roommates Suck, Won’t Let Me Hang Up My LED Strip Lights in Our Common Room

Dear The Haystack, I’m not sure what to do about my new roommates and I was wondering if you could help. I just moved in with these...

Semester Not as Bad as Anticipated, Reports Kid Who Straight Up Didn’t Follow the Rules

Asher Gladstone

Nov 23, 2020

Semester Not as Bad as Anticipated, Reports Kid Who Straight Up Didn’t Follow the Rules

With the end of the on-campus portion of the semester, The Haystack decided to take a look at how the student body felt about their...

Students Welcome to Stay in Rooms Over Break if They Put Themselves in Large, Taped-up Cardboard Box

Max Stein

Nov 22, 2020

Students Welcome to Stay in Rooms Over Break if They Put Themselves in Large, Taped-up Cardboard Box

In an email sent late in the morning on Nov 16, Doug Schiazza clarified that students will be allowed to remain in their rooms from...

College Must Investigate if Students are Selling Hard Drugs and Whether They'd Sell Some to Us

Sam Mermin and Kevin Ryan

Nov 21, 2020

College Must Investigate if Students are Selling Hard Drugs and Whether They'd Sell Some to Us

The College’s refusal to look into the possibility of drug dealers on campus is irresponsible, dangerous, and, frankly, irresponsible. In...

“I’m Going to Tunnel to do Work,” Says You, Lying

Max Stein

Nov 20, 2020

“I’m Going to Tunnel to do Work,” Says You, Lying

On any afternoon in the beautiful autumn of the pristine purple valley, Williams students can be seen frolicking between campus buildings...

We Tried to Talk to the Art History Grad Students and They Shot Us With a Crossbow

Melia Hagino and Mati Rogers

Nov 20, 2020

We Tried to Talk to the Art History Grad Students and They Shot Us With a Crossbow

As a last-ditch effort to recruit more cultured staff members, this past weekend The Haystack reached out to the most sophisticated group...

Due to Another Staff Error, Donald Trump Gives a Speech From a Concession Stand

Jacob Lehmann Duke

Nov 19, 2020

Due to Another Staff Error, Donald Trump Gives a Speech From a Concession Stand

Last night on every TV network, the soon-to-be-former president spoke to the nation from in front of a tent that appeared to be selling...

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