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Particularly Jaded Sophomore Refers To "Their Freshman Year" Wistfully, As Ancient Fable Long Lost
Lizzie High and Lucy Walker
  • Feb 24

Particularly Jaded Sophomore Refers To "Their Freshman Year" Wistfully, As Ancient Fable Long Lost

Monday, 12:30pm, a Lee’s Booth. Sophomore Katie Pointers is seated across from freshman Abby Martin, each enjoying their own ensemble of...
Roommate Doing Shadow Puppets Behind Student Most Interesting Thing About Zoom Meeting For Sure
Jackson Small
  • Feb 16

Roommate Doing Shadow Puppets Behind Student Most Interesting Thing About Zoom Meeting For Sure

At this point in the academic year, it’s hard to find a single person who isn’t tired of Zoom. Everything about it is sooo exhausting....
College To Begin Alerting Students Of Positive Test Results Through Personal Visits In Dreams
Julia Clark
  • Feb 15

College To Begin Alerting Students Of Positive Test Results Through Personal Visits In Dreams

And thus the bell tolls over the fair land of the Berkshires, the nightingale coos one last time, the heavens brew darkly over our...
Student Reduced To Tears By Work They'd Describe In Two Months As “Literally no work, just reading"
Noah Cohen-Greenberg and Sam Mermin
  • Feb 7

Student Reduced To Tears By Work They'd Describe In Two Months As “Literally no work, just reading"

Two months from this very Sunday, Frank Scotch ‘23 will nonchalantly tell his friends that his light weekend slate of four reading...
College Salting Policies Bring Decrease In Student Slippage, Increase In Tastiness Of Shoes
Lizzie High
  • Feb 5

College Salting Policies Bring Decrease In Student Slippage, Increase In Tastiness Of Shoes

Since the depths of winter have descended on the Williams College campus, the college administration has made major changes to the campus...
Op-Ed: I’m Going To Win Brunch
thewilliamshaystack
  • Nov 21, 2021

Op-Ed: I’m Going To Win Brunch

Sunday brunch. Yeah, I’m gonna wake up, go to Resky, make a not-so-bad hangover (which I will complain about a lot) into an actually bad...
thewilliamshaystack
  • Nov 19, 2021

Administration to Determine Each Day’s Covid Policy by Spinning Giant Multicolored “Wheel of Safety”

WILLIAMSTOWN, MA—As announced by Jim Reische in this week’s Ops message, the College will now be deciding Covid policies by spinning a...
Report: I Wouldn’t Blame Me for Hitting You With My Car at This Late Hour
thewilliamshaystack
  • Nov 13, 2021

Report: I Wouldn’t Blame Me for Hitting You With My Car at This Late Hour

It’s dark. It might be raining, or maybe those are just my tears. Jk haha? I’m driving all alone on my way back from Walmart, listening...
Claire Tolliver
  • Nov 10, 2021

Conveyor Belt

Greg Applejack ‘25 knows how to get into Whitman’s for seconds and thirds, he claims. Applejack has been spotted around campus carrying...
Group of Williams Students Smoking Located by Following Sound of Coughs
thewilliamshaystack
  • Nov 1, 2021

Group of Williams Students Smoking Located by Following Sound of Coughs

This toke is no joke! Last Friday night, Brad Warbles ‘23 came to the Haystack publication office with an interesting story regarding a...
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Editorial Board

Noah Cohen-Greenberg     Sam Mermin     Lucy Walker

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Writing Staff

Asher Gladstone     Melia Hagino     Lizzie High     Mati Rogers     Kevin Ryan

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