The Haystack

Feb 26

Last Question on Schiazza's Survey Just "Can I Join Your Pod?"

Doug Schiazza recently sent out a survey asking for Williams Students’ opinions on. . . housing? This reporter hasn’t read the email, but...

Wow! The College Pledges to Give First Vaccine Doses to Anyone Who Will Go Out With Me

Kevin Ryan

Feb 25

Wow! The College Pledges to Give First Vaccine Doses to Anyone Who Will Go Out With Me

With the spring semester beginning, students and faculty alike have been left anxiously wondering just how well Williams will replicate...

Red Flag? This Syllabus Includes Assignments

Sam Mermin

Feb 19

Red Flag? This Syllabus Includes Assignments

The Haystack received a tip this morning with some troubling information about the class syllabus for History 355. According to Connor...

Athlete's Dream of NESCAC Championship Unjustly Abandoned for Nonner's Dream of Surviving Pandemic

thewilliamshaystack

Feb 18

Athlete's Dream of NESCAC Championship Unjustly Abandoned for Nonner's Dream of Surviving Pandemic

As Edgar Allen Poe once wrote, “To vilify a great man is the readiest way in which a little man can himself attain greatness.” In what is...

Mandel to Livestream Dinner With Husband to Teach Lonely Quarantined Students What Love Is

Asher Gladstone

Feb 15

Mandel to Livestream Dinner With Husband to Teach Lonely Quarantined Students What Love Is

Even if you have managed to escape the painful void of loneliness for most of this year, human connection will still be missing on...

Melia Hagino

Feb 6

1 in 2,000: Sarah Williams

Each week, The Record chooses a random unix and conducts an interview. And then, like, once a month or something, The Haystack rips them...

Students Can Have a Silly Little Day for Their Silly Little Mental Health as a Silly Little Treat

thewilliamshaystack

Jan 21

Students Can Have a Silly Little Day for Their Silly Little Mental Health as a Silly Little Treat

In an effort to cater to the mental health of a student body that is doing “fine, totally fine, we’re fucking fine, it’s fine, haha,” the...

1 in 2000: The Eldritch Terror That Lurks in the Earth Beneath Sawyer Lawn

Sara Stebbins

Jan 14

1 in 2000: The Eldritch Terror That Lurks in the Earth Beneath Sawyer Lawn

On a nice sunny day, one might see Williams students out frolicking and gallivanting around Sawyer Lawn between classes. On this...

Intimacy After COVID-19: I Hope to Lose My Virginity Next Year

thewilliamshaystack

Dec 31, 2020

Intimacy After COVID-19: I Hope to Lose My Virginity Next Year

The unique and unprecedented nature of this year has altered almost every aspect of our lives. The future is uncertain, and campus may...

A Review of "Jeremy," the Boy Your Sister Brought Home for the Holidays

Melia Hagino

Dec 22, 2020

A Review of "Jeremy," the Boy Your Sister Brought Home for the Holidays

In a time when any distraction from the monotony of existence is a rare and delightful commodity, the premiere of a new houseguest brings...

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