The Haystack

Dec 5, 2020

Students Returning Home Facing Harsh New Realities, Fewer Mustards on Chicken

A recent Haystack survey has found that more than 200 students returned home this month to find that their parents’ culinary expertise fa...

Professor of Mathematics Steven Miller Flags 100,000 Lost “Best Kiss” Teen Choice Award Ballots

Darlie Kerns

Dec 3, 2020

Professor of Mathematics Steven Miller Flags 100,000 Lost “Best Kiss” Teen Choice Award Ballots

In a sworn declaration, Professor of Mathematics Steven Miller said his analysis of voter data and phone interviews with Teen Choice Awar...

Football player to study a broad as long as he gets to pick which one

Lucy Walker

Dec 1, 2020

Football player to study a broad as long as he gets to pick which one

Derrick Myers ‘22 was sure that his chances for studying abroad his junior year were over when the COVID-19 pandemic hit. Much to his sur...

Career Center Also Offering a Few LOSEternships That Might be Better for Someone Like You

Sam Mermin

Nov 30, 2020

Career Center Also Offering a Few LOSEternships That Might be Better for Someone Like You

In an effort to be a resource to all of the students at Williams with their many different interests, the career center has announced tha...

This Black Friday, Administration Selling Frosh Quad Lego Sets For Students Missing College

Lizzie High

Nov 28, 2020

This Black Friday, Administration Selling Frosh Quad Lego Sets For Students Missing College

Williams students are celebrating an early holiday surprise with the announcement of something very exciting: a Lego set modeled after th...

“What are you planning to do with that?” Asks Dad on Degree, Brother on Unfinished Pie

Max Stein

Nov 26, 2020

“What are you planning to do with that?” Asks Dad on Degree, Brother on Unfinished Pie

Ethan Cutler ‘23 returned to his home in Scarsdale on Saturday only to discover that he would spend the next two months responding to a f...

Op-Ed: My New Roommates Suck, Won’t Let Me Hang Up My LED Strip Lights in Our Common Room

Melia Hagino and Lucy Walker

Nov 26, 2020

Op-Ed: My New Roommates Suck, Won’t Let Me Hang Up My LED Strip Lights in Our Common Room

Dear The Haystack, I’m not sure what to do about my new roommates and I was wondering if you could help. I just moved in with these peopl...

Semester Not as Bad as Anticipated, Reports Kid Who Straight Up Didn’t Follow the Rules

Asher Gladstone

Nov 23, 2020

Semester Not as Bad as Anticipated, Reports Kid Who Straight Up Didn’t Follow the Rules

With the end of the on-campus portion of the semester, The Haystack decided to take a look at how the student body felt about their exper...

Students Welcome to Stay in Rooms Over Break if They Put Themselves in Large, Taped-up Cardboard Box

Max Stein

Nov 22, 2020

Students Welcome to Stay in Rooms Over Break if They Put Themselves in Large, Taped-up Cardboard Box

In an email sent late in the morning on Nov 16, Doug Schiazza clarified that students will be allowed to remain in their rooms from Decem...

College Must Investigate if Students are Selling Hard Drugs and Whether They'd Sell Some to Us

Sam Mermin and Kevin Ryan

Nov 21, 2020

College Must Investigate if Students are Selling Hard Drugs and Whether They'd Sell Some to Us

The College’s refusal to look into the possibility of drug dealers on campus is irresponsible, dangerous, and, frankly, irresponsible. In...

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