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- Oct 11, 2019
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- Oct 9, 2019
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- Oct 8, 2019
Study Reveals Students From New York City Really Are Better Than You
The College has come to the conclusion that kids from New York City are better than everyone else and also you specifically.
thewilliamshaystack
- Oct 6, 2019
President Mandel to Address Perception as a “Distant” President by Living in a Double in Brooks
The official move-in would be Friday evening, followed by a celebratory pregame in Brooks basement.
thewilliamshaystack
- Oct 3, 2019
Giddy Students Gather at Paresky, Awaiting Release of New Record Issue
At 5:00 AM on Wednesday morning, Paresky Center was packed. Hundreds of students were camped out in Baxter with sleeping bags, pillows,...
thewilliamshaystack
- Sep 29, 2019
Guy in Your WGSS Seminar Is, Like, so Woke
While college is full of opportunities to expand your mind and learn from people with diverse perspectives, Trent Cunningham ‘23, a guy...
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- Sep 27, 2019
We Should Decriminalize Sex Work, and also Not Persecute People Caught Watching Porn in Econ 110
By now, the issue of sex work is no longer a debate. Decriminalization guarantees better and safer working conditions for sex workers who...
thewilliamshaystack
- Sep 27, 2019
During Especially Nice Day, Cool Prof Agrees to Have Class on Acid
This past Friday, the Philosophy department’s resident “cool professor” Noah Samuelson decided to indulge in a wholesome, age-old...
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- Sep 27, 2019
Shower Peeing Student Publicly Executed
On the morning of October 4th, a guillotine assumed a commanding presence over the dreary Williams College campus. Sitting on a ten by...