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New Glossier Product Just a Small Jar of Water
The Needle
  • Mar 26, 2020

New Glossier Product Just a Small Jar of Water

Needle reporting has uncovered that the new Glossier product that Audrey Daniels ‘21 ordered while quarantined in her house is nothing...
7 Bugs We Would Fuck Before Fucking Joseph Gordon-Levitt
The Needle
  • Feb 21, 2020

7 Bugs We Would Fuck Before Fucking Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Brave: This Girl Applied to be A WOOLF Leader Despite Having No Stickers on Her Nalgene Water Bottle
The Needle
  • Feb 21, 2020

Brave: This Girl Applied to be A WOOLF Leader Despite Having No Stickers on Her Nalgene Water Bottle

We here at The Needle love to feature strong, independent women who break barriers. Alexandra Davis ‘23, fits the bill perfectly. After...
Letter to the Editor: My Boob Fell out During This Chemistry Final and I Don’t Know What to Do
The Needle
  • Feb 21, 2020

Letter to the Editor: My Boob Fell out During This Chemistry Final and I Don’t Know What to Do

Dear Editor, I’m writing in with a sticky situation that I’m not exactly sure how to remedy. I am currently writing to you from my...
I Don’t Care That Athletes Aren’t Smart Enough to be Here Because I Want to Have Sex With Them
The Needle
  • Feb 21, 2020

I Don’t Care That Athletes Aren’t Smart Enough to be Here Because I Want to Have Sex With Them

The topic of athletic recruitment has inspired heated debates among Williams students that center the question “What are the priorities...
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