I Don’t Care That Athletes Aren’t Smart Enough to be Here Because I Want to Have Sex With ThemThe topic of athletic recruitment has inspired heated debates among Williams students that center the question “What are the priorities o...
Not So Wicked: Three Dead After Tom Brady ArgumentAn argument concerning whether or not the Patriots “eat shit for breakfast,” spiraled out of control and left three students dead.
Crew Team Shaken After Discovering Existence of Gas-Powered Boats It turns out they have these boats where you don’t even need to row.