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I Don’t Care That Athletes Aren’t Smart Enough to be Here Because I Want to Have Sex With Them
The Needle
  • Feb 21, 2020

I Don’t Care That Athletes Aren’t Smart Enough to be Here Because I Want to Have Sex With Them

The topic of athletic recruitment has inspired heated debates among Williams students that center the question “What are the priorities...
Not So Wicked: Three Dead After Tom Brady Argument
thewilliamshaystack
  • Nov 18, 2019

Not So Wicked: Three Dead After Tom Brady Argument

An argument concerning whether or not the Patriots “eat shit for breakfast,” spiraled out of control and left three students dead.
Crew Team Shaken After Discovering Existence of Gas-Powered Boats
thewilliamshaystack
  • Oct 30, 2019

Crew Team Shaken After Discovering Existence of Gas-Powered Boats

It turns out they have these boats where you don’t even need to row.
Equestrian Team Doesn't Fuck Horses, Stop Asking Us to Investigate
thewilliamshaystack
  • Oct 21, 2019

Equestrian Team Doesn't Fuck Horses, Stop Asking Us to Investigate

After a thorough investigation, the Haystack has concluded that yes, the Equestrian Team does exist, and no, they don’t fuck horses.
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