The Williams Haystack

4 hours ago

Semester Not as Bad as Anticipated, Reports Kid Who Straight Up Didn’t Follow the Rules

With the end of the on-campus portion of the semester, The Haystack decided to take a look at how the student body felt about their exper...

Students Welcome to Stay in Rooms Over Break if They Put Themselves in Large, Taped-up Cardboard Box

Max Stein

2 days ago

Students Welcome to Stay in Rooms Over Break if They Put Themselves in Large, Taped-up Cardboard Box

In an email sent late in the morning on Nov 16, Doug Schiazza clarified that students will be allowed to remain in their rooms from Decem...

College Must Investigate if Students are Selling Hard Drugs and Whether They'd Sell Some to Us

Sam Mermin and Kevin Ryan

3 days ago

College Must Investigate if Students are Selling Hard Drugs and Whether They'd Sell Some to Us

The College’s refusal to look into the possibility of drug dealers on campus is irresponsible, dangerous, and, frankly, irresponsible. In...

“I’m Going to Tunnel to do Work,” Says You, Lying

Max Stein

3 days ago

“I’m Going to Tunnel to do Work,” Says You, Lying

On any afternoon in the beautiful autumn of the pristine purple valley, Williams students can be seen frolicking between campus buildings...

We Tried to Talk to the Art History Grad Students and They Shot Us With a Crossbow

Melia Hagino and Mati Rogers

4 days ago

We Tried to Talk to the Art History Grad Students and They Shot Us With a Crossbow

As a last-ditch effort to recruit more cultured staff members, this past weekend The Haystack reached out to the most sophisticated group...

Due to Another Staff Error, Donald Trump Gives a Speech From a Concession Stand

Jacob Lehmann Duke

4 days ago

Due to Another Staff Error, Donald Trump Gives a Speech From a Concession Stand

Last night on every TV network, the soon-to-be-former president spoke to the nation from in front of a tent that appeared to be selling p...

A cappella Continues to Practice Despite Pleas from Administration to “Shut the Fuck Up”

thewilliamshaystack

5 days ago

A cappella Continues to Practice Despite Pleas from Administration to “Shut the Fuck Up”

Last Saturday, the 5th of November, the Office of Campus Life (OCL) released a statement clarifying its stance toward a cappella practice...

Friend can't get lunch because "Requests to hang out exceed order capacity"

Max Stein

5 days ago

Friend can't get lunch because "Requests to hang out exceed order capacity"

“What the hell, man?” stated Joseph Garcia ‘22 on Monday, after his friend, Cody Lee ‘21, declined to get lunch, citing “Requests to hang...

Op-Ed: My Tutorial Partner is Clearly Trying to Instigate a Threesome With Me and Our Professor

thewilliamshaystack

7 days ago

Op-Ed: My Tutorial Partner is Clearly Trying to Instigate a Threesome With Me and Our Professor

It was our second class together when I first realized it. Maybe it was the way her auburn locks flowed down her back, almost like a rive...

Bell Ringers Announce Every Song is the Glee Version

Mati Rogers

Nov 16

Bell Ringers Announce Every Song is the Glee Version

This past Saturday the Williams community was hit with a shocking and disgusting new development in the ever-changing profile of the Thom...

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